769 A Nice Day in Silent Hill

Everything was foggy and I couldn't find my girlfriend anywhere. Suddenly, she popped out from nowhere. She was topless and reached out to me with her arms, making kissy noises with her soft lips I always found alluring. They were even more alluring this time.

768 Homeless Cheerleader

I was wandering around, eating an ice cream when a beautiful and familiar woman called to me from the side of the pavement. She was homeless and wanted some change. She called my name and I looked at her for a moment, trying to place who she was. Then my robot wife showed up.

767 Chicken Filter

I wasn't having much luck in love. I met many women, but they always turned out to be disappointing. I thought about it a lot and came up with a startling conclusion: If their favourite food was chicken, I wouldn't be compatible with them.

I was in disbelief at first, but then I put it to the test.

766 My Girlfriend's Super Montage

For a while my girlfriend started playing around with video editing software. It was nice to see her take an interest in it and it soon became a consuming passion.

One day she started showing me clips from adult internet videos, asking me if I liked them and what bits I liked. I was confused but I came around and told her about stuff I liked and didn't like.

765 Eating Crisps on the Couch with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend was coming over so I switched on my media server and got the movie folder ready. I opened up the cupboard where there was a huge stash of crisp brands all lined up neatly and ready for the picking. My girlfriend knocked on the door which was just in time. I needed her help in deciding what to eat.

764 Feeling Young Again with my Favourite Band

Life was dull until I saw an advert for my favourite band playing a gig in my town! I hadn't listened to them since I was young! On the big night I dug out all my old gear and to my dismay I had realised I had gained so much weight over the years that nothing would fit.

I looked in the mirror at the man I ended up becoming, looking back at me. I snapped out of it and decided I wouldn't let it ruin my night, so I put on some comfortable clothes and went out.

763 Bouncing Love Test with a Risk of Death

The world was plunged into fear when rumours of a beautiful girl from another world appeared and went around killing men. No one knew what she wanted because they always ended up dead. She became a source of fear and the media urged people to stay in their homes.

I made the mistake of going outside and I saw her.