884 The Last Day of Lockdown 2

The first government mandated quarantine took place during the summer. The second one happened during winter. When it ended it was time for Christmas shopping season. My girlfriend and I tried to get ready.

883 Hot Lazy Girlfriend

I remember when I first met my girlfriend. I was so nervous and jittery, especially as her online photograph was so beautiful. Our first date was in a circular booth at a huge family restaurant. She showed up and she was even more beautiful, which made me even more nervous. Then she spoke and I was instantly put at ease.

882 Naked in the Fog

My girlfriend and I looked out the window and the fog was so thick we could barely see out the end of the garden. We came up with the weird notion of wondering what it would be like to go out there naked.

881 Popcorn and Maltesers

When the cinemas reopened, my girlfriend and I went out to our favourite cinema and thanked god it was still alive. We were greeted by the staff who knew us and we were all glad to see each other.

We got our tickets and for snacks they said "the usual?" and we said of course! We got our Coca-Cola Classics, popcorn and Maltesers.

880 Disappearing Between Two Big Girls

I was on the city bus one ordinary afternoon when two big girls got on board. They towered over me. I was wondering what were they feeding them these days?

879 Job Zombies are Dead

The virus wiped out the job zombies. People stopped asking me what my job was and it was really nice for a while, until the job zombie cultists showed up.

878 Underground Milk Bar

I finished my fizzy cola and got ready to leave the pub. The barman asked me if I was looking for a place to go. I was telling him on how I was down on my luck. He told me of a place that would only open if I knocked on a certain door a certain way. I had nothing going on that night so I went for it.