Monday, 14 January 2019

198 The Movie Snack Girl

I had some time before the movie on the ticket I just bought was going to start, so I skipped back out the cinema and past the popcorn stand without stopping. I made my way to the other end of the shopping mall to the supermarket. When I reached the snack food aisle, I encountered this girl who seemed like she was waiting for me.

Sunday, 13 January 2019

197 My Girlfriend Versus The Cuckold Pushers

It was everywhere. Messages subliminal and explicit in popular media encouraged women to cheat on their men. My girlfriend was ready to kill them.

Saturday, 12 January 2019

196 Fast Food Tour

My girlfriend and I were quieter and a little more boring than other young people. We didn't drink or go to night clubs, but we loved fast food.

Friday, 11 January 2019

195 The Busty Hustler

"Read 'em and weep" she said, laying down her cards. How did she get good so suddenly?

Thursday, 10 January 2019

194 Smash The Corporation

I stood with my girlfriend in front of the building. All we had were baseball bats and anger. We held hands and kissed one last time before we took the first swing at the window.

Wednesday, 9 January 2019

193 Fake Ghost Girlfriend Caught on Fist

I was in the woods with my girlfriend when we heard noises and a voice go "Wooo! Break up with her! Woooo!". I clung to her arm and was scared. She on the other hand snarled with anger.

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

192 Flash Mob of Beautiful Girlfriends

It was just an ordinary day on the city bus commute, daydreaming of having a girlfriend. Suddenly, as if my dream was coming true, a beautiful girl sat next to me and started showering me with attention and praise. "Hey boyfriend!" she said.