594 Valentine Movie Treat

On the way to the cinema, my girlfriend was dressed as Harley Quinn and I was dressed in Sonic The Hedgehog merchandise. We were of course going to see Sonic The Hedgehog! She just wanted to dress up.

593 Steely Blue Eyes of the Wild

One day I got lost in the woods. After some time of confusion and disorientation, I saw a pair of intense blue eyes staring at me and everything went black...

592 Double Doughnuts

My girlfriend's breasts looked bigger than usual. They were pretty big but one day when I got home, they were enormous. Also, she was dressed like a doughnut.

591 My Hacker Girlfriend and the Annoying Speaker

I took the bus to my girlfriend's place. On the way there, whenever someone pressed the STOP button, a horrible beep would emit out a tiny speaker in the back of the bus.

590 Flooffy Afro Girlfriend

My beautiful girlfriend loved her hair. She loved to style it in many ways like braiding, but it would always return with an explosive FLOOF! to a beautiful wide round afro. This happened when it got a bit damp or simply when she got a bit excited.

589 My Ex-Girlfriend and the Beanstalk

My ex-girlfriend squatted and took a dump on my front lawn while giving me the finger before passing out drunkenly. I turned away from the window and decided to leave her there until she got bored and went home. When I woke in the morning my lawn was no longer a lawn, but a dense forest.

588 Mistress of Disguise

My girlfriend was super talented at impressions. When she did a celebrity or just people we knew, not only was she funny, but she was super convincing. She loved making me laugh, but she also loved doing other things to me...