684 Farting Girlfriend

I met this girl who seemed so completely perfect in every way, that I was quite nervous about talking to her. She seemed so comfortable though. Then she made the biggest loudest fart all of a sudden.

683 Hydration Patrol

I was a little worried about the cops when I left the house, but I was cooped up for so long I wanted to get some exercise, so I went out.

682 Lovely Warm Memories Coming Back

It was a cold day lonely day in winter. I decided to take a trip down memory lane and take a walk to where I used to play while growing up. When I got there, it was all concrete, it was cold, windy, grey, miserable and very very sad... It started raining too. I stood under the eaves of the old football dressing rooms. As I shivered I reminisced on an old crush I had on a girl with beautiful red hair.

681 My Girlfriend's Lulls me to Sleep

My girlfriend was noticing I was grouchy around the house and said "Poor baby, you must be tired". She sat me down in her lap with a video game. My grumbles faded out as I played it.

680 I'm Not The Pillow Guy!

A beautiful babe ran up to me one day and said "You're the pillow guy!". I looked at her with confusion. I had no idea what she was talking about.

679 Flappy Girlfriend

I was walking along with my girlfriend one day when the ground started to shake and split. It shook us to the ground and it split open into a huge gorge that separated us.

678 Shy Rocker Girl's Love Song

I went out with a gorgeous rock chick who was incredibly talented at guitar. I thought she was too hot to want to out with me but it turned out she was just incredibly shy. I had no idea until she expressed her feelings through song.