518 Playing Video Games on the School TV

One day in school, many classes got cancelled. We still had to stay around though and be supervised because of some weird insurance thing and attendance and stuff or whatever. It was a pretty boring day. At lunchtime however, my girlfriend and I were at the shops and saw that they were selling a retro knockoff console.

517 Ordinary Friday

I woke up to someone knocking on my bedroom window. I forgot why I was getting up this morning. I opened the window to my girlfriend all excited. She told me to hurry up as she wanted to see bargain hunters kick the crap out of each other.

516 Popular Girl Learns She's Been Fighting for the Wrong Cause All Along

My whole class was getting ready for the walkout and going on the protest. It was a good cause, but it wasn't the one I was interested in. I was getting fed up of no one caring or even being aware of the cause I cared about, so I decided to put my walkout to good use.

515 Obnoxious New Mother

At home my sister burst in through the door. "I just had another baby so I'm entitled to anything and everything. GIMME"

My girlfriend grabbed my hand and we went to my bedroom to get away from it all. Felt sorry for my parents though.

514 The Dumb Fat Selfish Idiot Who Smokes in the Bus Queue

There was this moron who stood in the queue for the bus and started smoking, poisoning the air for everyone around them. Out of politeness I put up with it. My girlfriend had a different approach...

513 Hell Spat Her Back Out

One day I came across a huge hole that seemed to be bottomless. I looked in there and it was just inky darkness. Then I heard some belching and screaming coming from there.

512 Intense Fangirl

There was this girl I thought was really cute but my friends warned me about her. They said she was a weirdo who was really into a certain toy franchise. I could see that she was wearing the franchise character all over her clothes. It was unusual but I still thought she was really cute. I decided to check the franchise out.