I was living my day like any other day. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl bent on one knee and opened a box with a ring in it, asking me to marry her. I was overwhelmed and didn't know what to say. I was having trouble saying no to this perfect stranger, until two other girls who were just as lovely did the same thing in front of me. I turned heel and ran.
Saturday, 29 February 2020
Friday, 28 February 2020
608 Mountain Pizza
My girlfriend and I hunted for the perfect pizza place. While browsing the online map there was one place that kept coming up called "Mountain Pizza". However, there were no roads and it was literally on top of a mountain.
Thursday, 27 February 2020
607 My Girlfriend Saves me from Internet Downtime
It was a stormy day and the internet kept crapping out. I would be through a bit of a video and then I would get errors because the internet would go down again. I paced around the house in frustration and cursed my dependence on the internet. The good news was that my girlfriend was coming over. Her internet was down too.
Wednesday, 26 February 2020
606 My Girlfriend's Super Picnic
It was a very calm and pleasant day. I was hungry but I wasn't hunting. I was sitting on a picnic blanket, waiting for my girlfriend to lay out all the food. It was all high quality food I wouldn't expect to get anywhere else.
Tuesday, 25 February 2020
605 Saint in the Snow
An unexpected snowstorm took place when I was out for a walk one day. It got so bad I was snowed under and there was no sign of it stopping. Then I got stuck and all seemed lost until this gentle giantess appeared.
Monday, 24 February 2020
604 The Big Breach
My girlfriend was making adult content of me for quite some time and we made a lot of money doing it. My fans were mostly female and the online comments we got were very steamy and even kinda dangerous. Then someone leaked all the images and videos of me. Suddenly I was out there everywhere.
Sunday, 23 February 2020
603 Awkward Date Until Pizza
I met my date at a pub. Neither of us drank so it was an odd arrangement. The nice thing was that we had that in common. Then we thought about ordering pizza.
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