640 Applying for a Girlfriend

I didn't have a girlfriend so I headed down to the local girlfriend office to apply for a girlfriend. I got asked some invasive and irrelevant questions. I also got a huge stack of paperwork to fill in.

639 Overground Quarantine Bunker

I sat in the living room of my floating apartment with my robot girlfriend. We watched a bit of news. Yup. The pandemic was still going on. It had been almost two weeks since we took refuge above the clouds. I was beginning to forget what the world below looked like.

638 Emergency Drink(edited)

 A lady who was very thirsty ran up to me one day in a panic. "Please! Give me something to drink!" she said.

637 Sharing a Crisp

It became illegal to share crisps for some reason. Specifically crisps. It became impossible to have a girlfriend when that law came in, so I used time travel to help find a girlfriend.

636 Delivering Food During the Pandemic

My girlfriend wasn't a job zombie, but she did work... for a delivery company. She had to make deliveries by motorcycle. When the job zombies told everyone to stop working because of the pandemic, she was still working.

635 Self-Isolating on a Deserted Island

One morning my girlfriend and I were dozing in bed when a group of burly women in uniform burst in and grabbed us. They took us to the roof of my girlfriend's apartment build and into a helicopter that took us away from the city and out over the ocean.

634 Offbeat Pizza

My girlfriend and I couldn't go to the centre of the city anymore. It was in ruins. We had no choice but to go somewhere else for pizza. We headed for the hills.