793 The First Text I Ever Got

I was dead against having a mobile phone. That was until my parents bought me one because they couldn't imagine life without one.

My girlfriend at the time was thrilled and she sent me this thing called a "text message".

792 Riding in Cars with Girls

I found myself on a long and lonesome road. I wanted to get away from people and all the rules of society. I found freedom, but I also longed for company.

A small car pulled up and a girl's beautiful smiling face appeared in the window.

"Care for a ride?" she said.

791 My Girlfriend's Bubble Powers

My girlfriend was a bounty hunter like the rest of us in the community, but she was a lot softer, cleaner and less intimidating than the rest of us. She was hired for jobs where the enemy wasn't expecting the most horrific and painful death they could experience.

790 Sentenced to Marriage

When I was younger I fell in love with a much older lady and she loved me too. She made me feel things I never imagined and eventually she became pregnant.

789 My Girlfriend Wants to Eat Me

"You're so cute I could gobble you up!" this girl said to me at a disco. Ever since then she's been my girlfriend.

She was always very affectionate towards me and I loved the attention. To this day we still laugh about her pick up line and she still makes "nom nom nom" noises when she kisses me.

788 A Boy and a Girl Play Fall Guys and Fall in Love

I met a girl playing Fall Guys and we immediately hit it off. We got on so well and the conversation got romantic. We liked to laugh about the same things.

787 The View from My Cocoon

I was unlucky enough to be one of the demographics that were urged to stay inside and not make physical contact with anyone during the pandemic. I said goodbye to all my girlfriends and went in home.