893 My Girlfriend's Spot-On Impression of a German Shepherd

German Shepherds have a terrifying bark that always made me leap out of my skin. By chance, a girl saw me do this when she saw me walk past someone walking their dog one day. She decided to put her skills to the test.

892 Good Gun Girl Saves Me from Baddies with Guns

I was surrounded by baddies with their guns pointed at me. "Give us the diamonds, kid!" they demanded.

"I don't have any!" I replied, terrified. 

"Wrong answer!" they said cocking their guns. Some gunshots rang out and I closed my eyes.

891 Fembotpunk

I found myself on the road between cities. I was getting tired and hungry and lonely. My energy came back to me when a city came into view. It looked very unusual, but I didn't care. I was glad to get back to civilisation again.

When I entered the city limits, a beautiful lady appeared out of nowhere and greeted me. "Welcome to Day City!" she said, looking at my eyes like she was scanning me. Just then, right in front of me, she turned into the girl of my dreams. Her hair got longer, her breasts got bigger and even her eye colour changed. "In this city, you must have a female robot companion with you. I've adjusted myself to cater to your likes" she said.

890 Topless Picnic

I was surprised when a lady with big breasts invited me for a picnic. Of course, I couldn't say no.

I was nervous on the date, but when she decided to take her top and bra off to break the ice, things took a turn.

889 Language Barrier Doesn't Matter

The only girls I ever understood were the ones who wanted to make love to me. I wouldn't understand their words but I would understand their passionate tone, their lingering gazes, their sweet kisses...

888 Stuck Between Three Big Beautiful Women

I bumped into someone one day by accident. I mumbled "sorry" and looked up to see a big beautiful lady's big smiling face smiling down at me. "No problem, cutie!" she said, putting her hands on my shoulders. Her breasts were enormous. I was so shocked by her size I turned heel and ran.

887 Her Words Felt Like Kisses

I went through period of time where I wasn't getting out much. It was getting so bad my friends decided to help me out and drag me to a musical that was playing in our local community centre. It was kinda nice to see local people I knew up on stage singing songs, but I still wasn't very happy, until I saw her.

886 She Gives in to Temptation

I was summoned by the leader of a religious group to chaperone one of its members. She called me in to her office one day and introduced me to the girl, who looked like the most polite, purest, good-hearted soul there was. She said the girl was failing on her abstinence vows and I could hardly believe it.

885 My Girlfriend Teaches me a Weird Fitness Move

My girlfriend came up to me one day and said she'd teach me a pose/stretch move that would help me with fitness so I agreed to it. She taught me this strange move that puts your hips in the air and spreads your legs apart.

884 The Last Day of Lockdown 2

The first government mandated quarantine took place during the summer. The second one happened during winter. When it ended it was time for Christmas shopping season. My girlfriend and I tried to get ready.

883 Hot Lazy Girlfriend

I remember when I first met my girlfriend. I was so nervous and jittery, especially as her online photograph was so beautiful. Our first date was in a circular booth at a huge family restaurant. She showed up and she was even more beautiful, which made me even more nervous. Then she spoke and I was instantly put at ease.

882 Naked in the Fog

My girlfriend and I looked out the window and the fog was so thick we could barely see out the end of the garden. We came up with the weird notion of wondering what it would be like to go out there naked.

881 Popcorn and Maltesers

When the cinemas reopened, my girlfriend and I went out to our favourite cinema and thanked god it was still alive. We were greeted by the staff who knew us and we were all glad to see each other.

We got our tickets and for snacks they said "the usual?" and we said of course! We got our Coca-Cola Classics, popcorn and Maltesers.

880 Disappearing Between Two Big Girls

I was on the city bus one ordinary afternoon when two big girls got on board. They towered over me. I was wondering what were they feeding them these days?

879 Job Zombies are Dead

The virus wiped out the job zombies. People stopped asking me what my job was and it was really nice for a while, until the job zombie cultists showed up.

878 Underground Milk Bar

I finished my fizzy cola and got ready to leave the pub. The barman asked me if I was looking for a place to go. I was telling him on how I was down on my luck. He told me of a place that would only open if I knocked on a certain door a certain way. I had nothing going on that night so I went for it.

877 Milk Programme Patronage

Our school had a milk-drinking programme. It was in place to encourage us to get more calcium for our growing bones. We were only allowed to drink immediately before recess, so everyone rushed their milk before running outside to play, except for my girlfriend and me.

876 Leaker Girlfriend

"Please don't take my picture" I begged my girlfriend.

"But you're so beautiful!" she said, snapping and drooling.

875 The Time my Girlfriend got Tired of her Boobs

My girlfriend had the most amazing rack. The only thing was, she had to carry it even when it wasn't so amazing to do so. One day she decided to make me help.

874 My Girlfriend Rings the Bell for a Prize

My girlfriend and I went to a fairground for a day of fun. We came across one of those ring the bell and win a prize competitions. The owner said he bet I couldn't ring the bell to win a prize for my girl.

I said I agreed, but my girlfriend was a different story!