Sunday, 7 October 2018

99 Fake Accuser Zombie Apocalypse

"Meeeeee toooooo" they groaned as they shuffled around the streets. They were everywhere and society was crumbling. "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve meeeeeeeee" was the message everywhere, even online. With hammers in hand, my girlfriend and I were ready.

Saturday, 6 October 2018

98 Lactation Compensation

My teacher called me to stay after class. She had huge breasts and she was gorgeous.

Friday, 5 October 2018

97 A Special Treat on National Boyfriend Day

I was the only boy in our class. I already had a girlfriend but my other classmates called themselves my girlfriends too. They treated me very well but on National Boyfriend Day they really spoiled me.

Thursday, 4 October 2018

96 My Girlfriend Kisses my Eyes Better after a Strenuous Gaming Session

After a lengthy gaming session I finally switched the game console off. I rubbed my eyes. The night was still young but I was already exhausted. Luckily my girlfriend, who liked to watch me play games, opened up her arms and wrapped me in the blanket she was using.

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

95 The Secret Menu

For a while I had a commute through the city centre. At first I was excited to stop and have meals at all the various interesting and fancy looking places to eat but I quickly found out that the food was terrible everywhere.

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

94 Is Everyone Dressing up as Bowsette for Halloween?

I couldn't wait to dress up for Halloween. I had the sweetest costume prepared. It was of a super obscure character from a cartoon from the mid nineties. I debated with myself whether it was a good idea or not, but then I imagined how cool it would be to meet people who recognised the character.

I really felt like the odd one out when almost everyone dressed up as Bowsette for Halloween!

Monday, 1 October 2018

93 Night Of The Living Bowsette Amiibo

The ending for Super Mario Odyssey was so awful that it made people into mad scientists. One in particular, a Professor E. Madd, decided to make his own creation to take over the world. He created several characters but one actually did succeed! Her name was Bowsette!