137 Of course she asked me out! It's twenty-eighteen!

"Uh.... hey. Uh... Wanna go out?"

She had a droopy expression with big lips and she had hair covering one of her eyes, but from her slight shaking she seemed pretty nervous and excited.

"Ok!" I answered. I wasn't used to this kind of attention and it was really nice of her to ask me out.

136 Our Love Revives The City

It was lonely in the city without her but she had to go home overseas. Now, months later, she finally came back!

135 Taking Refuge in an Oldschool Cosy Chat

Before the internet went to heck and became abominable to use, my girlfriend and I decided to get ready and use an old school text only chat service to communicate with each other. Then the big awful change happened.

134 Climbing Her Mountainous Breasts

I started climbing the mountain. It was steep, vast and every step I took was squishy and sunk deep.

133 My New School Kisses

I was a little nervous starting my new school but I soon felt at home as my classmates couldn't have been more welcoming. In fact, the girl whose job it was to welcome me wouldn't stop giving me the kiss on both cheeks greeting every two minutes. She was French and she was very welcoming. A little too much so!

132 Let's Make A Baby Shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo)

I was terrified of having children but somehow my girlfriend eased me into it. She found a song online that had billions of downloads and wouldn't. stop. singing. it.

131 Holding Each Other Up From Lack of Sleep

My girlfriend and I went through a major routine change. Before, we were night owls and stayed up all night watching videos on the internet. Then all of a sudden we had a baby. It certainly needed attention at night but it also needed attention during the day.