318 Virgin Sacrifice

"Guys! There's nothing wrong with being a virgin!" I said to the others as I stood on the edge of the volcano in handcuffs at the point of spears.

317 Credit Card Crazy

My girlfriend and I liked living low tech but we still had an awareness of trends through various forms of advertising. When she pointed out to me the lady who appeared in all those credit card adverts, my face went pale.

316 Dancing on the Rooftop

One sunny calm evening I decided to relax on the roof of the apartment building on a seat with a cold drink. My neighbour on the other hand, had other ideas.

315 Name Your Non-Poison

It was the first summer since there was a ban on sugar in drinks and have it replaced with poisonous chemicals for the "greater good", whatever that was. Meanwhile, weather was getting thirstier and people were getting desperate.

314 Karaoke Kiss Kiss

There was a girl in my class who wasn't at all shy about her interest in me. She often made big public declarations of love for me, so karaoke night was a big opportunity for her.

313 A Bloodier Story Than Twilight

My girlfriend was the prettiest girl in school. She was unimaginably, perfectly, immaculately beautiful. She did have a weird snaggletooth but she only showed it to me. It was one of our special things.

312 Bored Corner Shop Girl

One day I was hanging around the house with not much to do. I just wanted to relax. My busty friend texted me "Come on over. I'm bored at work" so I decided to go visit her.