243 My Girlfriend's Feet

My girlfriend had really big feet. It didn't stop her from buying cute shoes and socks. Sure it made shopping difficult, but she was comfortable and happy and madly in love with me. In fact, one time I thought she was going to propose.

242 The New Braless Food Trend

It was an unseasonably warm spring day and I noticed quite a few ladies weren't wearing bras. The bigger busted ones looked especially obvious and especially awesome.

241 Totally Not Wanting To Have Babies

My girlfriend was a little strange. She told me everyday she didn't want to have babies. She looked like she could produce beautiful offspring and she went and got pregnant with me anyway.

240 My Happypunk Girlfriend

When I was a teenager I got the blues a lot. I talked to a lot of people who offered different answers. Some insisted work made you happy, others insisted it was drugs. I eventually ran out of people to ask so I just went on searching for the answers within.

239 Abandoning Competitive Video Games for Cooperative Video Games

I hated competitive games. The trouble was they were the only kinds of games that anyone seemed to play and every single person I knew who played them were absolute jerks.

238 The Greatest Password Ever

I was going to break into the building but then there was this guy who demanded a password. I wasn't prepared for this and he caught me by surprise, so I ended up assassinating him and taking his place as a disguise. I decided to stay in disguise until I got my bearings on the building's security. I waited for the next person to come by to learn the password. It happened to be a gorgeous blonde with huge thick lips.

237 A Guy, Four Girls and a Pizza Place

My favourite pizza place seemed quieter than usual. I went in and this extremely friendly new waitress sat me down with a menu and disappeared for a while. When she appeared again she had four other waitresses with her and they surrounded me.