670 My Girlfriend Invents the Short Warp

My girlfriend was inspired by cartoons and games to make an invention that would warp you a short distance away. She was a genius so it worked. She was like a ninja, warping all around me and hugging me from behind, but she wanted to try it on something else...

669 Nice Passage Through the Cave

My girlfriend and I came across a big cave on our journey. This cave had its own feelings and it wouldn't open its mouth to let us through. We asked any way we could but it eventually got bored and started looking at Twitter. My girlfriend had an idea.

668 My Native Language Girlfriend

The every day language I speak is different to the traditional one of my homeland. I like that language, but I've used it so little since school that I got rusty. When I met the girl of my dreams, I learned that her only language was our native one.

667 Crisp Sandwich

The mere sight of the deli counter gave me a stomachache. I was hungry, but for a certain thing. I didn't know what. Suddenly the gorgeous deli counter worker gave me a big friendly hello and asked me what I would like.

666 Evil Girl

I was hanging out with my girlfriend, all cosy together in our secret place, when the figure of a woman appeared before us. She had horns, sharp teeth and an evil cackle. She also had humongous mouth watering tits. "Hello, baby!" she said to me, licking her thick plump lips.

665 Shy and Dirty

A girl in my class approached me one day. She was always very mousy and quiet and blushy, so I expected her to say something harmless. Instead she said "Umm... can I !&*$@ you?"

664 Bad New Crisp Flavour

My girlfriend brought home lots of crisps, you know, the essentials, and I always liked going through them before putting them in the cupboard. Sometimes there would be exciting new ones in what she bought, and there was today.