861 The Bot Gang

I accidentally time travelled to the future and found a world with no people, apart from many beautiful women  just walking around. They all stared at me. I was too shy and unsettled to speak with them though.

860 Mail-in Girlfriend

My girlfriend really wanted to meet my mother but I kept putting it off. "Maybe next time" I said when I said goodnight to her at the end of the driveway. "That's what you said last time!" she complained.

859 The Naked Winner

In my quest to test my fighting skills against others all over the world, I came across another beautiful girl who stepped up to fight me. "In our culture" she said, "the winner gets to have their way with the loser if they choose."

I was glad to hear the terms of competition this time.

858 The Time I Lost My Clothes

I wandered the world to test my skills against other fighters. I met a girl who wore a lot of clothes and she was very beautiful. She challenged me.

857 Magical Hedgehog Bush Girlfriend

When I was growing up, my favourite plants were these big bushy shrubs. They felt so nice and tickly when I rubbed my hands and face in them. I always got the feeling they enjoyed me too somehow. Whenever I found one, I would forget where I found it just as easily.

When I got a little older, I found out what they really were.

856 Quiet Halloween

At half 2 in the afternoon it was pitch dark outside. The thick grey clouds poured rain the whole day, hitting parts of the windows they hadn't touched in years. On top of that, the TV was yelling at us to stay indoors and watch it. My girlfriend and I decided to just turn it off and we both crowded around the computer.

855 Best Boy Elections

The older girls in my school liked me so much they nominated me for the position of "Best Boy." It was all very embarrassing but pretty sweet of them too.