Wednesday, 31 July 2019

396 The Long Queue to Beat up the Bully

My girlfriend and I sat on the roof of the school. We had the best seats. Down below, the school bully was getting punished.

Tuesday, 30 July 2019

395 Twenty Thousand Leagues on the River

In a fit of despair I abandoned the human world and went straight to the river. I bought myself a houseboat and vowed never to set foot on dry land again.

Monday, 29 July 2019

394 Sign up for College now and get a FREE Girlfriend

At last, my first day in college! Everything I did in school was leading to this and after years of hype and not feeling good enough, I was here! Up ahead at the gates, I could see what looked like promoters of energy drinks.

Sunday, 28 July 2019

393 Retro Game Fangirl

Before my girlfriend and I started dating we were just chatting like anyone would in polite company. Then the topic of video games came up.

Saturday, 27 July 2019

392 Exhausted from Trying for a Baby

My girlfriend and I were trying for a baby for ages. I would get tired before long but she seemed to have all the stamina in the world...

Friday, 26 July 2019

391 Ice Cream Mistake

My girlfriend and I had a blissful summer routine all figured out where we went to the supermarket for our favourite ice cream everyday. We had no worries. That was until we saw a tourist make a video of herself licking ice cream before putting it back in the fridge.

Thursday, 25 July 2019

390 Shade to Shade

It was a roasting hot summer. I looked out the window and could actually see people sunbathing. It was too intense for me. I put on my wide brimmed hat and set off for my girlfriend's place when she invited me.