708 My Girlfriend Visits on a Windy Day

My mother told my girlfriend she couldn't visit for cuddles because I had to do my homework. It sucked but it had to be so because I wasn't getting stuff done. I locked myself in my room studying. Summer had come so I was dealing with the heavy, sweaty heat. My poor girlfriend often called me out to the balcony and asked me to let her in. With sweaty sadness I had to turn her away every time. She tried using a ladder at one point but my mother caught her and sent her packing.

707 That Time My Girlfriend and I Went Back in Time and I Got Kidnapped by Ogres

My girlfriend told me to say nearby, but this new world looked so wonderful. I made the mistake of straying a little bit and I got kidnapped by three huge ogre women.

706 The Redhead with the Grey Jumper and Perky Tits

With the world in ruins, I made a hobby out of exploring buildings that had been abandoned. One of my favourite places was this technical college. The machinery was cool and the big lecture classrooms were comfy. One day I had company.

705 Getting Screwed in Monopoly

I looked out through the window of the beautiful new house I was staying in as I licked an ice cream. It tasted nice but not $200 nice. My girlfriend nudged me to take another roll as I had rolled doubles. I snapped out of it and took another roll.

704 Yes You Can Water Your Plants!!!

My girlfriend came home from a long hot day of protesting the hosepipe ban and she was exhausted. She dressed up as a flower and she was wilting in every sense of the word. I put the dinner in the oven and fixed up a treat for her.

703 Flamethrower Girlfriend

My girlfriend was like most girls, except she had scales, teeth and a tail. She was some kind of dragoon from a different dimension or something. Anyway she was conventionally beautiful and a fiery and passionate lover but she was also a fiery fighter.

702 Under Sexy Arrest for Jaywalking

One day a beautiful girl on the other side of the road waved at me and called me over. I looked both ways and walked over to her. She then caught hold of my wrists and said in a very heavy foreign accent "You are under sexy arrest for jaywalking!" before pulling me away into the park.