184 A Kiss For New Year's

The countdown was fast approaching. I wanted a quiet, reflective evening but she had other ideas. The crowd called out the numbers. I said nothing and looked down at the piece of paper she gave me. It was an appointment letter for a kiss at midnight.

183 It Was a Tough Year

When 2018 started I began rebuilding my home, which was destroyed by an evil gang. I thought I had outlasted them, but they returned. I decided to fight back.

182 Blonde Bombshell's Milkshake

I went to a fast food place and ordered my favourite burger and strawberry milkshake. It was there I saw the girl of my dreams. Her long, full blonde hair with fringe caught my eye at first and when she turned around she got better and better. Her huge round breasts packed into a sweater came into a view, followed by her face. She had intense deep set blue eyes and massive plump lips. Her eyes fell upon mine and she smiled. My knees went wobbly at the sight of her. She was heading my way!

181 Another Recession

My girlfriend is big into conspiracy theories. She worries about a lot of things I don't even think about most of the time but I always have an ear for her.

180 Post Christmas Slump

I woke up in a strange room. Well, it was my own room, but it was strangely quiet. Over the past few days my older siblings were home for Christmas with their kids so it was pretty animated. They went back to their own homes.

179 My Secret Agent Girlfriend

I went for my usual everyday walk. Everything was grand and quiet, but then I noticed a lot of policemen in uniforms passing through the local area. They looked like they were keeping an eye on traffic, but there was an awful lot of them...

178 The Girlbanders Versus The Boybanders and Manhaters

Chart music was pretty exciting in the late 90s. We did have terrible music back then but we had tons of awesome music too, and there was always the hope that the good would stomp the bad in the charts.