701 Don't Worry Mister!

One day I decided to sit on a bench and close my eyes. When I opened them again I noticed that there were three women surrounding me. One sitting on either side of me and another sitting opposite me on the bench in front of me. They were all really big and buff and had enormous breasts. "Don't worry mister, " one of them said, "we're lesbians!"

700 Covid Community Service

When I finished and e-mailed the last of my schoolwork for the summer, I decided to sign up to help people in my community. The lady who signed me up gave me some addresses and let me at it.

699 Tennis Girl's Message of Love

My girlfriend liked watching women's tennis. The reason why she liked it was because she could imitate the grunt noises and watch how roused I would get. I sat next to her helplessly.

698 Going for Take Out Food via Air

When my girlfriend heard that fast food places were opening in different towns, she got to inventing. We couldn't use regular transport due to the curfew, so she went into her workshop and started on something. She came out with these wheel-less scooters that hovered in the air. "Let's get some burger meals!" she said happily, standing on her one.

697 The Rules on Speaking to a Pretty Girl

I saw a really pretty girl one day and I wanted to talk to her. I decided to go and introduce myself when I was interrupted by an ugly girl, telling me it was against the rules.

696 Coach X

One day I got a letter from an ex-girlfriend, saying she wanted to meet my current one. I showed it to my current one and she was so amused, she said she would meet her. Next thing I knew it was happening.

695 Harpoon the Man!

My girlfriend was big into playing "Hunt the Boyfriend" type of games and I was in the middle of one. I ducked and weaved between bushes, trying to evade her eagle eyes. It was no good and she soon spotted me. "MAN THE HARPOONS AND HARPOON THE MAN!" she yelled, giving chase